2012 Archive: The Divorce Settlement

Why did the lawyer get the Netflix DVD queue? Because he proved he was the only one who still understood “physical media.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »

Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

Fighting the law and sometimes, remarkably, winning.I told my law...read more »

The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

@Scanner_Darkly03/06/2001 21:06I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@CatDog_Alone06/08/2002 14:54One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Speed_Racer_Go09/01/2009 01:17Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Orange_Mocha_F07/05/2006 08:13Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@CompuServe_Classic04/28/2011 02:58Premium humor for premium members.

@Llamas_With_Hats03/29/2006 04:39Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!