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2012 Archive: The 2012 New Year’s Eve

Why were we excited for 2013? Because LeBron was King, Murray was a champion, and we didn’t know Sir Alex Ferguson was about to drop a retirement bombshell.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Marathon Struggle
Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Shohei" Documentary
Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see ho...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition
In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition
In 2007, sport was a thriller with an unfinished ending. The New ...read more »
The Final Whistle
Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Alcaraz-Sinner Era
Why did the tennis world stop asking about Federer and Nadal? Bec...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova "Hall of Fame"
Why was the podium so tall? Because the queen of the 2000s was in...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid11/07/1999 21:53Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Pager_Guy08/08/1995 01:14Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher11/12/1995 10:15I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Overclocker_Pro01/13/1999 03:57My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Gnutella_User02/21/2012 11:30Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Oracle_Says01/13/2002 19:24I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Nirvana_Teen12/18/2004 16:49Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/31/2012 07:58Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Goosebumps_Kid01/20/1996 23:40Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@AllYourBase_9905/02/2011 11:59All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

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