2012 Legacy: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

In 2020, the front door became the most exciting part of the hous...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Musk. / Musk who? / Musk (Must) y...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey won't...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

@PowerRanger_Red05/19/2010 06:25It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Gladiator_Proximo04/10/2010 09:28Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Butthead_Uhhh05/22/2006 11:33Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Mini_Me_Rocks10/14/2004 23:31... (Laughter in silence).

@Top_List_Winner06/18/2004 19:59Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Web_Crawler_9610/28/2000 12:21Crawled my way to this hilarious page.