Why didn’t we buy in? Because when Satoshi Nakamoto published the Bitcoin whitepaper in October, we were too busy worrying about our real bank accounts to care about a peer-to-peer electronic cash system.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Classic. Simply classic.
This is the future of humor!