2000 Legacy: The Screwdriver
A guy orders one and asks for “extra vitamin C for the new age.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium &… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Screwdriver
1999 Classic: The Bloody Mary
A guy orders one and says, “I need the vitamins for the trek to the mountains.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party… Read More »1999 Classic: The Bloody Mary
1997 Vintage: The “Honey, I Shrunk the Audience”
1997 is the year Disney decided that scaring the life out of toddlers with giant 3D snakes was “family entertainment.” Part of the 59 Observational… Read More »1997 Vintage: The “Honey, I Shrunk the Audience”
1997 Classic: The AOL CD
Why did the dad use AOL CDs as coasters? He wanted his drinks to have “unlimited access.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Classic: The AOL CD
1997 Vintage: The Wine Snob
A guy sniffs his wine and says, “I detect notes of 1997.” The bartender says, “That’s just the smell of the new carpet.” Part of… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Wine Snob
1996 Classic: The Mocktail
A guy orders a mocktail. The bartender gives him a glass of water and mocks him. Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery… Read More »1996 Classic: The Mocktail
1996 Vintage: The Scream Meta-Crisis
Why were teenage actors terrified of their phones? Because Neve Campbell taught us that if a stranger asks you about scary movies, you don’t answer—you… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Scream Meta-Crisis
1996 Classic: The Laptop Weight
Why did the business traveler have one arm longer than the other? Because his “portable” laptop weighed 12 pounds and required a dedicated suitcase. Part… Read More »1996 Classic: The Laptop Weight
1995 Vintage: Martha Stewart Living
Why was everyone making their own candles? Because Martha taught us that if your house doesn’t look like a magazine cover, you’re failing at life.… Read More »1995 Vintage: Martha Stewart Living
1995 Legacy: The Mirror
She asked, “Does this dress make me look old?” I said, “No, the dress is fine.” I still got it wrong. Part of the 55… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Mirror