1996 Classic: The Mocktail

A guy orders a mocktail. The bartender gives him a glass of water and mocks him.

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor12/30/2013 13:57You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@SpiderMan_Tobey01/07/2009 05:42With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@ICQ_Classic10/16/2002 16:59That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Clueless_Dionne02/21/2005 06:25Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Mocking_Sponge04/16/2005 20:08mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.