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1995 Vintage: Martha Stewart Living

Why was everyone making their own candles? Because Martha taught us that if your house doesn’t look like a magazine cover, you’re failing at life.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle02/14/1995 20:39What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Blue_Screen_Survivor07/10/2002 03:56At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Broadband_Newbie04/25/2010 18:14Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Rewritable_CD09/10/1996 08:29I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Pirate_Bay_9910/24/2015 15:35Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Mondo_Media_X02/18/2011 21:33Top tier web animation humor!

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