Why was everyone making their own candles? Because Martha taught us that if your house doesn’t look like a magazine cover, you’re failing at life.
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2002 Vintage: American Idol Debut
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
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I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
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