1997 Classic: The AOL CD

Why did the dad use AOL CDs as coasters? He wanted his drinks to have “unlimited access.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

He was outstanding in his field.read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

It was two tired.read more »

@ModemWarrior09/17/2000 07:49I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@WebSurfer_X02/15/2001 14:21Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Dumb_And_Dumber10/20/2005 00:59So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Melrose_Place_Fan06/24/2014 13:31Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Blade_Runner_201905/14/1998 23:27All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Brazil_Terry_G09/29/2008 17:19Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Overly_Attached10/27/2002 01:01I’m watching you... read this joke!

@Prodigy_User_X06/08/2005 21:03Way better than the Prodigy boards!

@Browser_War_V12/26/2011 17:59Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.