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2007 Vintage: The Kamikaze

 “To the new millennium’s second half!”

Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tequila
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 A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
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 A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George07/07/2008 14:43What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Dumb_And_Dumber06/06/1998 00:56So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Palm_Pilot_User03/15/2005 17:13Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Offspring_Guy02/09/1999 09:10The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Goonies_Never_D10/17/2005 03:06Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Borat_Very_Nice06/21/2010 06:22Very nice! Great success!
@Brennan_Huff_X06/02/1995 22:41I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Mocking_Sponge11/12/2008 02:08mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Opera_User_9904/22/1998 00:15Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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