A guy sniffs his wine and says, “I detect notes of 1997.” The bartender says, “That’s just the smell of the new carpet.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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