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1996 Classic: The Laptop Weight

 Why did the business traveler have one arm longer than the other? Because his “portable” laptop weighed 12 pounds and required a dedicated suitcase.

Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color08/17/2012 13:31Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Saved_By_The_Bell11/29/1995 18:24I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@Melrose_Place_Fan12/26/2009 15:42Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Coffee_Addict12/10/2008 14:00404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Trinity_Matrix12/21/2000 10:48Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

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