A guy orders one and says, “I need the vitamins for the trek to the mountains.”
Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
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The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
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The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Moo Deng
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2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2024 Classic: The Hazy IPA Fatigue
"I want a beer I can actually see through." "Coming right up, gr...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Real-Time Translation
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am listening... and I am laughing.
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Problem? No, just laughs!