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1999 Classic: The Bloody Mary

 A guy orders one and says, “I need the vitamins for the trek to the mountains.”

Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Frasier_Crane06/06/1998 03:25I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Coffee_Addict03/26/2009 16:51404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Rewritable_CD05/18/2014 09:37I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@MP3_Encoder12/14/2014 08:33128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Zoolander_Mug08/14/2012 10:33I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Hansel_So_Hot03/20/2002 20:18That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@PeanutButter_J07/11/2012 02:41It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Distracted_Boy06/17/1997 07:50Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Animated_Mail_G07/10/2015 14:19The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Troll_Face_Real11/22/1998 01:12Problem? No, just laughs!

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