1997 Vintage: The “Honey, I Shrunk the Audience”

1997 is the year Disney decided that scaring the life out of toddlers with giant 3D snakes was “family entertainment.”

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor03/11/2004 08:01You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@SoundBlaster_1607/07/2007 01:54I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Beanie_Baby_Collector04/11/1997 04:14This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker02/09/2003 20:34Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Retro_Gamer_Girl01/19/1998 19:24Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club02/19/1997 18:16A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Malware_Hunter02/27/2006 00:40Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Terran_Marine08/05/2007 15:16Go, go, go! More jokes!