Why the tears? For a sequel that tried to do so much that it accidentally ended Andrew Garfield’s run with a very sad “thud.”
Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.