Why was she always on a plane? Because after the 2008 primary, she realized that being in North Korea was sometimes more relaxing than being in a meeting with Rahm Emanuel.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The NATO 75th Anniversary
Why were the world leaders in D.C. so tense? To prove that an all...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gaza Aid Pier
Why did the U.S. build a floating dock? To prove that "Logistics"...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Stan" Culture in Politics
Why are political fans so intense? Because in 2024, being a "Supp...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the "We, Robot" event? To pr...read more »
37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition
In 2006, the world shrank to 140 characters. It was the year of t...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition
In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Island Scandal
Why did a Prime Minister flee to a Pacific island? Because it tur...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Brain-Chip" Lobbying
Why did Neuralink become a problem? Because lobbyists started sen...read more »
32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition
In 2002, the world was still checking its shoes at the airport an...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2016 “Brexit, Walls & Wildcards” Edition
In 2016, reality decided to take a vacation and let the internet ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition
In 2003, the world felt like an action movie directed by a commit...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition
In 2012, the world was supposedly ending, but politicians were to...read more »
2024 Classic: The Rise of "Mood Voting"
Why did polls keep changing? Because voters in 2024 weren't votin...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart City" Rebellion
Why did citizens turn off the smart streetlights? Because in 2025...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is why we need the internet.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!