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Why did the blonde keep a ruler under her pillow?

A classic blonde joke for your daily dose of fun:

To see how long she slept.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde keep a ruler under her pillow?”

  1. User_379
    User_379 [Human Verified]

    honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.

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