“You’re in great shape for the 21st century,” the doctor said. I asked what that meant. “You’re 70% caffeine and your eyes are shaped like computer monitors.”
Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
As if! This is too funny.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
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I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!