2023 Classic: The Vision Pro Price
Why did the IT guy sell his car? He wanted to buy the Apple Vision Pro so he could look at a giant spreadsheet in… Read More »2023 Classic: The Vision Pro Price
2022 Vintage: The Internet Search
She searched for “How to trade a son-in-law for a year’s supply of high-end yarn.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle &… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Internet Search
2022 Classic: The FIFA “Today I feel…” Speech
Why was Gianni Infantino a meme? Because he gave a speech in Qatar where he claimed to be everything from a migrant worker to a… Read More »2022 Classic: The FIFA “Today I feel…” Speech
2021 Vintage: Squid Game Mania
Why were we all wearing green tracksuits? Because Netflix gave us a show where playing “Red Light, Green Light” was the most stressful thing on… Read More »2021 Vintage: Squid Game Mania
2021 Legacy: Best Melodic Rap Performance
Why “Lockdown”? Because Anderson .Paak wrote the most soulful song about a very unsoulful time. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2021 “Folklore &… Read More »2021 Legacy: Best Melodic Rap Performance
2021 Vintage: The Manchester United “Ole’s at the Wheel” Crash
Why was the wheel coming off? Because despite signing Ronaldo and Sancho, United were still losing to teams with names we couldn’t spell. Part of… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Manchester United “Ole’s at the Wheel” Crash
2020 Vintage: The Google (Part 14)
She asked Google, “How to organize a virtual eviction?” Google replied, “Just change the Wi-Fi password and don’t tell the son-in-law.” Part of the 65… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Google (Part 14)
2019 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Lover” Era
Why the pastel clouds? Because Taylor left the snakes behind to embrace tie-dye, “ME!”, and a massive battle for the rights to her own master… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Lover” Era
2019 Legacy: The Hellboy
I told her I’m a demon from hell. She said, “I know, I’ve seen you before your coffee.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Hellboy
2018 Vintage: The Shin Wha? South Korea beats Germany
Why were the defending champs out in the group stage? Because South Korea scored twice in stoppage time, proving that the “German Machine” needed a… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Shin Wha? South Korea beats Germany