Why were the defending champs out in the group stage? Because South Korea scored twice in stoppage time, proving that the “German Machine” needed a serious oil change.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
This site is very exciting!
Classic. Simply classic.