2011 Legacy: The Dubstep
The music starts goes WUB WUB WUB. A guy starts vibrating. The bartender asks, “Seizure or dancing?” The guy says, “Skrillex!” Part of the 54 Bar… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Dubstep
2010 Legacy: The “Cats & Dogs
Revenge of Kitty Galore” Joke: Why? For proving that sequels to talking animal movies are the true villains of cinema. Part of the 32 Razzie Awards… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Cats & Dogs
2010 Classic: The Launch of the iPhone 4 (Antennagate)
Why were we “holding it wrong”? Because Apple released a beautiful glass phone that lost its signal if you touched the corner, leading to the… Read More »2010 Classic: The Launch of the iPhone 4 (Antennagate)
2010 Classic: The Uber Growth
Why did the lawyer hate Uber in 2010? Because the “black car” drivers were too professional to get into the kind of accidents that pay… Read More »2010 Classic: The Uber Growth
2009 Legacy: The New Android
A guy shows off his Motorola Droid. The bartender says, “Does it do anything besides make that ‘DROID’ noise?” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The New Android
2009 Vintage: The Spider
I’m “weaving” stories. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The “Double Rainbow” (Hype)
Why was the cousin crying at the window? “It’s a double rainbow! What does it mean?! It’s so bright and vivid!” (It actually just meant… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Double Rainbow” (Hype)
2008 Legacy: The 2008 Legacy
What’s the most 2008 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why their 401(k) is now a 101(k).” Part of… Read More »2008 Legacy: The 2008 Legacy
2008 Classic: The “Crush” David Archuleta
The American Idol runner-up has a voice like silk and every teenage girl is currently swooning. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Crush” David Archuleta
2007 Archive: The Panic Attack
“I can’t breathe!” “Is it your asthma or did you just see the price of the 8GB iPhone?” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Panic Attack