2003 Legacy: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to see my blurry digital photo? Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Wooden
2003 Vintage: The Christina Aguilera Part 2
“I’m a ‘Fighter’!” “Then fight the urge to buy another handbag.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Christina Aguilera Part 2
2002 Legacy: The “Mean” Machine
Why were the Raiders the best and worst team? Because they had the MVP in Rich Gannon but were about to meet their old coach… Read More »2002 Legacy: The “Mean” Machine
2001 Classic: The Flat Screen
Why was the dad so happy with his new monitor? It finally had a “flat” personality. Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Classic: The Flat Screen
2000 Archive: Baha Men
Why was the dog so confused? Because everyone kept asking, “Who let the dogs out?!” and poor Buster just wanted a piece of turkey. Part… Read More »2000 Archive: Baha Men
2000 Archive: The New Millennium Physical
“You’re in great shape for the 21st century,” the doctor said. I asked what that meant. “You’re 70% caffeine and your eyes are shaped like… Read More »2000 Archive: The New Millennium Physical
1999 Archive: The Hurricane Power
Why Denzel Washington? For proving that no matter how bad the injustice, Denzel can fix it with a stare that makes the entire legal system… Read More »1999 Archive: The Hurricane Power
1999 Classic: The Virtual Pet
“My Giga Pet died.” “Did you forget to feed it?” “No, I realized I’m 35 and I shouldn’t be ‘cleaning up’ digital poop anymore.” Part… Read More »1999 Classic: The Virtual Pet
1999 Classic: The “Higher” Creed
Scott Stapp is singing with his arms wide open, and I’m pretty sure he’s trying to hug the entire atmosphere. Part of the 67 Observational… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Higher” Creed
1998 Legacy: The Final Countdown
My mother-in-law treats the countdown to the year 2000 like her personal victory lap. She says she’s outlasted three cars, two dogs, and my dignity.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Final Countdown