I told her I’m a demon from hell. She said, “I know, I’ve seen you before your coffee.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Lyricist
I wrote her a song. She asked, "Did you use Suno or Udio?" I sai...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Shower
It only gives me 2 minutes of hot water to "save the planet." My...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Blanket
It detects when I’m "hogging" it and sends a small electric shoc...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate-Control House
The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neural-Shopping
I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »
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In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
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2025 Classic: The 3D Printed Dinner
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I should make a game about this joke.