2025 Archive: The GTA VI Soundtrack Fever
Why the synth-wave? Because the first tracks from the Vice City radio stations leaked, making everyone drive 20 mph faster while listening to 80s deep… Read More »2025 Archive: The GTA VI Soundtrack Fever
2025 Legacy: The Neural
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your brain to the doorbell and just let me in! Part of the… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Neural
2024 Archive: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing.” “I’m just ‘Intermittently Fasting’ my oxygen intake.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2024 Archive: The Sleep Study
2024 Vintage: The X-Men ’97 Fan
One, but it feels exactly like 1997 and everyone is crying because of Episode 5. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The… Read More »2024 Vintage: The X-Men ’97 Fan
2024 Archive: The “Information Operations” AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because “Propaganda” is now 90% bots arguing with other bots about things that haven’t even happened yet. Part of the 35 Military Jokes:… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Information Operations” AI-Wars
2024 Archive: The Not Like Us Anthem
Why did the school morning announcements get cut short in May? Because the class clown hacked the sound system to play the ultimate rap battle… Read More »2024 Archive: The Not Like Us Anthem
2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug remains the most stable element in the universe. Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition… Read More »2024 Classic: The Moscow Mule
2023 Archive: The Blue Checkmark 2.0
Why did the lawyer stop paying for “X Premium”? He realized that “Verified” doesn’t help when the judge follows you on Instagram. Part of the… Read More »2023 Archive: The Blue Checkmark 2.0
2023 Classic: The Vision Pro Price
Why did the IT guy sell his car? He wanted to buy the Apple Vision Pro so he could look at a giant spreadsheet in… Read More »2023 Classic: The Vision Pro Price
2023 Archive: The 2023 Exit
“Why was 2023 so pink?” “Between Barbie and the Eras Tour, we just decided to color-code our collective mid-life crisis.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023… Read More »2023 Archive: The 2023 Exit