Bill Clinton is golfing with a friend. He hits a ball into the woods. He finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie pops out. “I’ll give you one wish,” the genie says. Bill says, “Make the Middle East peaceful.” The genie looks at the map and sighs, “That’s impossible. Anything else?” Bill says, “Okay, make Hillary stay out of the headlines for a week.” The genie pauses and says, “Let me see that map again.”
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