2023 Archive: The “Winning” Narrative

Why did it change to “Attrition Warfare”? Because “Winning” is a sprint, but “Attrition” is a marathon where everyone is wearing lead boots.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »

Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »

Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »

Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »

Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »

In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »

In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »

Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »

Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »

Why the panic? Because we realized that "Smart Toasters" in the b...read more »

In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »

Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »

Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »

Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »

@Gnutella_User08/31/2010 06:33Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Lock_Stock_Two12/28/1995 16:27It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Green_Day_Fan08/25/2011 06:45Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Butthead_Uhhh01/09/2002 03:29Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Wild_Thornberry01/14/2004 15:26Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@About_Dot_Com04/29/2012 07:36The human guide to online humor.

@Me_Gusta_Face02/06/2005 04:51Me Gusta this joke. Very much.