2023 Archive: The “Sleepy” vs. “Woke” Debate
Why was 2023 so confusing? Because one side was accused of being too “asleep” while the other was accused of being too “awake,” and nobody… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Sleepy” vs. “Woke” Debate
2023 Vintage: Best Dance/Electronic Album
Why Renaissance? It was a love letter to ballroom culture that turned the Staples Center into Studio 54. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Vintage: Best Dance/Electronic Album
2022 Classic: Good Mourning
Why did Machine Gun Kelly’s movie win Worst Director? Because it proved that when you and your friends decide to make a movie, the only… Read More »2022 Classic: Good Mourning
2022 Classic: The Yeezy Sneaker Envy Repeat
The rich kid who showed up to gym class wearing ultra-rare, knitted designer sneakers, spending the entire fitness run crying because someone accidentally stepped on… Read More »2022 Classic: The Yeezy Sneaker Envy Repeat
2022 Legacy: The “Vegas” Doja Cat
She sampled Elvis and made the coolest song of the summer. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The “Made You Look” Meghan
She’s wearing Gucci, she’s wearing Louis, but she still looks like 2014-era pop and I’m okay with it. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Made You Look” Meghan
2021 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness 2021
Why did the pipeline shut down? Because a “Ransomware” attack proved that a guy in a hoodie can do more damage to the U.S. East… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Cyber” Awareness 2021
2021 Vintage: The LCD Monitor Polish
Spraying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax directly onto the plastic frame of a flat-screen computer monitor to make it match the heavy oak… Read More »2021 Vintage: The LCD Monitor Polish
2021 Vintage: The Scared Road
Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road. Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given”… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Scared Road
2020 Legacy: The “Doctor Fauci” Facepalm
Why did it go viral? Because it was the official reaction of the entire world to the year 2020. Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes:… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Doctor Fauci” Facepalm