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1998 Vintage: The Uma Thurman Accent

 Why The Avengers? For making one of the coolest icons of the 60s sound like she was reading a grocery list while bored.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
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