She sampled Elvis and made the coolest song of the summer.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Classic: The "Mamushi" Megan & Yuki
"Star, star, star." I’m doing the finger dance while I’m standin...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Stanely Cup (Still)
People are still camping out for "limited edition" colors. It’s ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Trust Issues
I just watched a video of my boss giving me a raise, but the lig...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Space Tourism
Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Smart" Mattress
My bed just gave me a sleep score of 42. I’m tired just looking ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Fantastic Four "First Steps"
They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Intensity
Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »
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Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Mustard Beat
The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Submerged" Tech
My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
I see you... laughing!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
My followers need to see this!