Why was the highway so stressed? It had too many “forks” in the road.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
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62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!