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Why was Virginia crying in March? Because the #16 seed UMBC beat the #1 seed for the first time in history, proving that “impossible” is… Read More »2018 Classic: The UMBC Upset
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Why spend $1.2 trillion? To make sure our “End of the World” technology has the most modern, touchscreen interface 2018 can buy. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The “Nuclear” Modernization
I’m “shining” on the screen glare. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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Why did the White House turn into a rainbow? To show that in 2015, “Love Wins,” and also to prove that the President has a… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Supreme Court Marriage Ruling
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