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2018 Classic: The “Nuclear” Modernization

Why spend $1.2 trillion? To make sure our “End of the World” technology has the most modern, touchscreen interface 2018 can buy.

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition
In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Combat Camera" Dragon View
Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Cyber" Awareness 2025
Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Stryker" Anti-Drone Cage
Why the "Birdhouse" look? To prove that the best defense against ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Deepfakes
Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9704/17/2007 01:19Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Twister_Chaser06/04/2009 16:42A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Blue_Screen_Survivor10/25/2010 17:20At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@XFiles_Spooky_M03/14/2013 17:37Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@CRT_Degauss07/15/2015 15:52BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Jordan_Fan_2312/04/1996 06:07Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Tuenti_Specialist05/25/1996 20:03A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Keep_Calm_Fan05/29/2003 09:10Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Social_Media_G12/25/1998 03:58I’m going to poke you for this joke!
@Podcast_Listener03/15/2003 02:32I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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