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2018 Classic: The UMBC Upset

Why was Virginia crying in March? Because the #16 seed UMBC beat the #1 seed for the first time in history, proving that “impossible” is just a word.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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