I’m “shining” on the screen glare.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
... (Laughter in silence).
I’m watching you... read this joke!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
M’lady... this joke is superb.
I see what you did there. Clever!
Equality for all jokes!