2012 Archive: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive… Read More »2012 Archive: The Crash
2011 Classic: The Nicki Minaj “Super Bass”
Why the pink wig? For the song that proved Nicki was a pop juggernaut who could make Taylor Swift and every kid in America rap… Read More »2011 Classic: The Nicki Minaj “Super Bass”
2008 Archive: Indiana Jones (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)
Why was Indy hiding in a fridge? Because in 2008, George Lucas decided that surviving a nuclear blast in a kitchen appliance was more believable… Read More »2008 Archive: Indiana Jones (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)
2008 Vintage: The Lab Rat (08 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Stress Study”? Because even when the maze was collapsing, the lawyers were still charging for “exploration time.” Part… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Lab Rat (08 Edition)
2008 Classic: The High School Musical 3 Mention
Why the mockery? Because the Disney Channel had officially successfully hijacked the brains of every child under 12. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes:… Read More »2008 Classic: The High School Musical 3 Mention
2008 Classic: The “Handlebars” Flobots
I can ride my bike with no handlebars. I tried; I can now also ride in an ambulance with no dignity. Part of the 81… Read More »2008 Classic: The “Handlebars” Flobots
2007 Archive: The Avenged Sevenfold Fan
“Seize the day… and the spare bulb.” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch” archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Manhattan
“Classy, like a 1960s ad man.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Wayans Baby
Why did Little Man win Worst Remake or Rip-off? Because CGI-ing Shawn Wayans’ head onto a toddler’s body is a visual crime that no amount of therapy… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Wayans Baby
2006 Classic: The Optical Mouse Precision
Why did the dad brag? “2000 DPI! I can click ‘Delete’ with surgical accuracy.” Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006 “Wii Sports &… Read More »2006 Classic: The Optical Mouse Precision