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2012 Archive: The Crash

 Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway.

Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan04/02/2013 08:15Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@StreetFighter_Ken01/12/2001 08:26Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/04/2015 08:14They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Shrek_Donkey02/14/2003 07:01And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Broadband_Newbie03/18/2011 20:43Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Offspring_Guy02/25/1999 06:38The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Badger_Badger_M12/11/1999 14:26Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@ODP_Editor_9904/22/2011 19:07Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Evolution_Dance07/28/1999 03:39The history of humor in one post.

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