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2008 Archive: Indiana Jones (Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)

 Why was Indy hiding in a fridge? Because in 2008, George Lucas decided that surviving a nuclear blast in a kitchen appliance was more believable than a 65-year-old Harrison Ford doing his own stunts.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2008 “Why So Serious?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beavis_Butthead11/03/2014 10:23Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Terminator_2_Fan02/27/2008 03:01Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Toy_Story_Woody09/07/2010 13:42There is a joke in my boot!
@Scream_Ghostface01/20/2015 03:56Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@CRT_Degauss03/06/1997 17:33BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Donnie_Darko_8808/14/1999 03:48Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Under_Const_Gif02/12/2007 11:19This site is never finished... with humor!
@Space_Background11/17/2010 02:55The stars are aligned for this joke.

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