2006 Classic: The Optical Mouse Precision
Why did the dad brag? “2000 DPI! I can click ‘Delete’ with surgical accuracy.” Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006 “Wii Sports &… Read More »2006 Classic: The Optical Mouse Precision
2005 Legacy: The Spider
I’m “weaving” a web of connections. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Ivana
2005 Classic: Outstanding Drama
Why Lost? For proving that a polar bear in the jungle is the ultimate metaphor for a high-budget pilot. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2005 Classic: Outstanding Drama
2005 Vintage: The Home
I’m “landing” on the homepage. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Interpol “Antics”
Why the boat? For the follow-up that proved being dressed in black and sounding gloomy was a sustainable business model. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Interpol “Antics”
2004 Legacy: The Low-Rise Trend
Why did the traveler lose her coins? Because her jeans were so low that every time she sat down at the gate, her change fell… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Low-Rise Trend
2003 Classic: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Where’s Nemo?!” Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Ice Cream
2002 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake Fan
“I’m bringing lighty back… those other bulbs don’t know how to act.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive.… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake Fan
2002 Vintage: The “Amélie” Snub
Why didn’t the French film win more? Because the Academy likes their “Quirky” with a side of “American subtitles,” apparently. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Amélie” Snub