A guy has a kit with a flashlight, a radio, and a bottle of Scotch. His wife says, “The Scotch is for the pain?” He says, “No, the Scotch is so I don’t care about the radio being broken.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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