2008 Classic: The “Handlebars” Flobots

I can ride my bike with no handlebars. I tried; I can now also ride in an ambulance with no dignity.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

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Wall Street officially owns the digital gold now. 2024 is the ye...read more »

Chappell Roan has taught the entire world a new version of the Y...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

My "Memory" feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve nev...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

Step into 2024 – the year of the "Not Like Us" anthem, the global...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan04/23/2000 11:17Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Titanic_Jack10/26/2000 09:00I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Rugrats_Tommy11/12/2008 10:43A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Pedro_For_Pres02/07/2005 14:04Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Step_Brothers_B01/20/2001 22:55Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Blogger_Default09/22/2001 06:35Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".