Why the boat? For the follow-up that proved being dressed in black and sounding gloomy was a sustainable business model.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Linkin Park “Resurrection” Success
Why the screams? Because Emily Armstrong and the boys proved that...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2020 “Future Nostalgia, Folklore & The Bedroom Stage” Edition
In 2020, the music industry moved into our living rooms. Tours we...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2014 “Uptown Funk, 1989 & The U2 iPhone Invasion” Edition
In 2014, the music industry learned that you don't even have to b...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Frank Ocean “The 10-Year Tease”
Why the cryptic photo? For Frank posting one blurred image of a s...read more »
2024 Archive: The St. Vincent “All Born Screaming”
Why so raw? Annie Clark produced herself and created an album tha...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Rosalía “New Era”
Why the futuristic flamenco? For the Spanish star proving once ag...read more »
2024 Archive: The Charli XCX “Brat Summer” Revolution
Why the lime green? Because Charli released an album so messy and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lorde “L4” (The Real Return)
Why the electronic grit? For Lorde finally coming back with a sou...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Post Malone “Grand Ole Opry” Residency
Why the cowboy hat? Because Posty officially became the new face ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hozier “The Soul of Ireland”
Why the stadium tour? For the man who turned "Too Sweet" into a g...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style, Channel Orange & The EDM Explosion” Edition
In 2012, the world didn't end, but the internet definitely broke....read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tyla (Grammy Glory)
Why is "Water" still playing? The South African star officially o...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Tortured Poets Department” Lockdown
Why 31 songs? Because Taylor decided two discs weren't enough to ...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI-Pop “Virtual Icon” Hit
Why the controversy? For the first song entirely written, produce...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.