2003 Classic: The Ice Cream

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Where’s Nemo?!”

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

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@Lion_King_Simba12/20/2001 06:16Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Encarta_Explorer03/31/1998 04:49I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Napster_Leech06/13/2013 05:25Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Marla_Singer_Fan10/20/2008 17:52A joke for the end of the world.

@Yugioh_Duelist12/12/1997 16:14You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Dale_Doback_Fan08/26/2010 20:26Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!

@LonelyGirl15_F12/20/2001 00:45Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Safari_Surfer12/01/1998 01:34A wild laugh appeared!