2002 Archive: Mr. Deeds
Why did the billionaire give everyone a Corvette? Because Adam Sandler was “from the heart,” and everyone wished their local rich neighbor was that generous.… Read More »2002 Archive: Mr. Deeds
2002 Legacy: The Bar Snack
“Are these pretzels low-carb?” “They’re 100% beer-compatible.” Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The “Amélie” Snub
Why didn’t the French film win more? Because the Academy likes their “Quirky” with a side of “American subtitles,” apparently. Part of the 37 Oscars… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Amélie” Snub
2001 Legacy: The Small Sunglasses
Why could no one see anything? Because the trend for sunglasses the size of two jellybeans meant your field of vision was limited to your… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Small Sunglasses
2001 Vintage: The Segway Disappointment
“I bought a Segway to revolutionize my commute!” “How is it?” “I’ve realized that looking like a mall cop on wheels is not the ‘panty-dropper’ the brochure… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Segway Disappointment
2000 Archive: The “Oops! All Berries” Cereal
Why was the 2000 breakfast so colorful? Because Cap’n Crunch finally gave up on the “crunch” and just gave us the sugar-patriotic sugar we deserved.… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Oops! All Berries” Cereal
2000 Legacy: The Black and Tan
A guy orders one and says, “A perfect mix, like tech and entertainment.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Black and Tan
2000 Vintage: The Modem
I’m a connector. I’m making a “dial-up” for help. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Aaliyah “Try Again”
Why Jet Li? For the song that defined the sound of modern R&B thanks to Timbaland’s production. Part of the 35 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Aaliyah “Try Again”
1999 Legacy: The Survival Kit
A guy has a kit with a flashlight, a radio, and a bottle of Scotch. His wife says, “The Scotch is for the pain?” He… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Survival Kit