Why was the 2000 breakfast so colorful? Because Cap’n Crunch finally gave up on the “crunch” and just gave us the sugar-patriotic sugar we deserved.
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
The future is laughing at us.
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
At least I have chicken... and this joke!