“Are these pretzels low-carb?” “They’re 100% beer-compatible.”
Part of the 71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
2024 Classic: The Dune
Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
2024 Classic: The Minecraft Movie
A guy starts trying to build a bar out of square blocks.Part of ...read more »
The Grasshopper Surprise
When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kendrick vs. Drake
Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The B-52
"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.