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Why did the blonde wear a tuxedo to her appendectomy?

You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:

She heard it was an opening.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde wear a tuxedo to her appendectomy?”

  1. User_898
    User_898 [Human Verified]

    i think i need to dye my hair now. i’m starting to understand her logic lol.

  2. User_837
    User_837 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

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