1999 Archive: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
Why were we all “skaters” suddenly? Because the PlayStation taught us that you could do a 900-degree spin as long as you pressed the right… Read More »1999 Archive: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
1999 Vintage: The Strawberry Daiquiri
A guy orders one and asks the bartender to “make it look manly.” The bartender puts a plastic sword in it. Part of the 79… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Strawberry Daiquiri
1999 Archive: The Restaurant
She asked the chef if the soup had been “vetted by a committee.” Part of the 66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix”… Read More »1999 Archive: The Restaurant
1998 Legacy: The Office 2000 Preview
Why were the clerks nervous? They heard Excel would have more rows than they could count in a lifetime. Part of the 61 Office Groaners:… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Office 2000 Preview
1998 Vintage: The Uma Thurman Accent
Why The Avengers? For making one of the coolest icons of the 60s sound like she was reading a grocery list while bored. Part of the… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Uma Thurman Accent
1996 Legacy: The Up Close & Personal
Why Redford and Pfeiffer? For proving that journalism is 10% reporting and 90% looking great in soft-focus lighting. Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Up Close & Personal
1996 Classic: The Pilot
A pilot’s wife says, “You love that plane more than me!” He says, “That’s not true. The plane has a ‘Quiet’ switch and an autopilot.… Read More »1996 Classic: The Pilot
1996 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream if you don’t let me play your N64! Part of… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Ice Cream
1995 Vintage: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know, I forgot my name! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Otto
1995 Archive: Toy Story (Pre-Launch)
Why did kids stop dressing up as traditional ghosts? Because Pixar was about to release Toy Story, and suddenly every kid wanted to be a… Read More »1995 Archive: Toy Story (Pre-Launch)