Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the ice is melting!
Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014 Happy & Galaxy Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!