1999 Vintage: The Strawberry Daiquiri

A guy orders one and asks the bartender to “make it look manly.” The bartender puts a plastic sword in it.

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@ICQ_Flower06/04/1995 21:35The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Shrek_Ogrelord11/12/2014 22:47Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Modem_Meltdown09/26/2009 11:18My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Britney_Spears_Fan05/14/2004 20:18Oops, I laughed again!

@Mobile_Web_0107/13/2010 08:58Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!