A pilot’s wife says, “You love that plane more than me!” He says, “That’s not true. The plane has a ‘Quiet’ switch and an autopilot. You have neither.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
The Search History
A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
Q: Why is it so cheap...
Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
A: Be...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman Trunks
"He has the red trunks back!" "In 2025, this is the biggest poli...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Equality for all jokes!