2014 Vintage: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, the ice is melting! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Dwayne
2014 Legacy: The J. Cole “2014 Forest Hills Drive”
Why no features? For the album that became a legend because it went double platinum with absolutely zero guest spots. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2014 Legacy: The J. Cole “2014 Forest Hills Drive”
2014 Vintage: The Malala Yousafzai Nobel
Why was the President so supportive? To show that a teenager with a book is more powerful than a dictator with a drone (though the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Malala Yousafzai Nobel
2013 Archive: Grown Ups 2’s Laziness
Why did it lead with 9 nominations? Because Adam Sandler realized he could just film a literal frat party with his friends and call it… Read More »2013 Archive: Grown Ups 2’s Laziness
2013 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
Why The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? Because Trent Reznor makes “cold and industrial” sound “gold and shiny.” Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: Best Score Soundtrack
2013 Archive: The “Hold On, We’re Going Home” Drake
Why was the 4th so “Smooth”? Because Drake just wanted to go home and be a “good girl,” which is exactly what the dog did… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Hold On, We’re Going Home” Drake
2013 Archive: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It had a more ‘spectral’ quality.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen… Read More »2013 Archive: The Ghost
2012 Vintage: The Cherry
I’m the “top” of the food chain (still). Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Crash
Why did the blonde call a tow truck? Her computer “crashed” on the information highway. Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive… Read More »2012 Archive: The Crash
2012 Legacy: The Thermostat
She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Thermostat